Ah, It's Been A While

Just quickly, for the one or two of you out there who may feel the need to email me, (if the mood strikes ye), my Angelfire monkey was playing up again. I have given him a good old-fashioned thrashing and put him in a little box so he can't eat anymore of my precious incoming messages. (he believes them to be bananas.)

Or else send me a care package. My address is the same as it's always been: ROHACOVA 80, ZIZKOV, PRAHA 3, CESKE RUPUBLICKY.

By the way, I promised a recount of Matthew's boy/girl birthday party, but I deemed the subject matter too smutty for sensitive readers of this urbane blog.

However, my look was originally a classy ravonette ho', but when my black evening dress plans fell through, I wore one of Ivana's black bras and an open chested black top with skirt and nylons. And my 600kc black wig. Heroin chic all the way. Very popular suprisingly. James had a purple spiky wig, frock, big tits - a sort of faded, ageing, post new-wave female lead singer who now does bit parts in Eastenders. Sex on toast.

Let's just say some people kissed two too many other people that night..(Wish I got to snog James though - he was a sexy little bitch.)

FULL MOON PARTY SOON!!!!! The deal is that if you can walk down to the tramstop, hop on with all the ashen-faced commuters at 8 in the morning and not feel slightly uncomfortable with what you are wearing, then it is not good enough for the party. Ah-ha.
A night to remember, I am sure. I'm trembling in my stilettoes with anticipation!