Toothness

...Went to a dentist this morning, but she apparently did not possess the advanced healing powers necessary to cure what ails me. "Ah, that is bad - you need a dental surgeon", she said. Wonderful.
Called the one she recommended, only to vaguely understand that I could not be seen at all 'til tomorrow - and even then surgery would not be a 100% certainty. In my best Czech (yikes..), I tried to explain 'emergency procedure PLEASE', but was met with same reply. Ergo, another day in hell goes by. If I can't get someone to hack into my jaw soon, I'll jump in front of a fucking tram.