IT'S BEEN A WHILE

Howdy everyone.
Just briefly:

I am going to stay in Prague for the next few months now it seems. It is good here, but still no warmer. I have only just recovered from my stomach-flu illness.

In other news, I almost got killed four times the other night whilst out on the town. It had rained briefly, and the freezing cold turned the rain to deadly black ice which covered every footpath and roadway. You honestly could not walk one step without at least skidding slightly. People were falling flat on their asses everywhere you looked. To walk around, you had to cling onto cars, sides of buildings, large dogs. I have never ever felt so helpless. My injuries were only minor though, that is until I went to the Akropolis (skodie local club o'doom) - where I ended up being bitten three times on the hand by a mad (but very sexy) Czech girl. It was weird. We were both really drunk and for some reason that I can't remember for the life of me, we met each other and just started beating each other up - WWF style. I kinda enjoyed it. So did she. It must be love!!
Unfortunately, one of the wounds is now infected. I fear she was a vampire...Where's Blade when you need him? I thought he hung out in this town..