PRAGUE - GET SOME

From this Monday, expletivedeleted will be coming to you live from sexy Eastern Europe.
As will, for a time the Penultimate Frontier.
20p per pint of cold, fresh, tasty Czech beer. Oh yes.

Read constant updates of my (most likely poor) attempts to blag my way into a Hollywood blockbuster:
"Experience? Oh yes, yes. I was in Lord of the Rings - that's right, always the third orc on the left. Also tenth shrub on the left in most scenes. I also did some 'method' for a while when I doubled as Gandalf's hat."

(Failing that, I will settle for some industrial, hard-core Euro-porn..)