Subterranean Illegal Alien

I just realised a few weeks back that I am massively overstaying any sort of visa I may or may not have here in Czech. Looks like I'll be here for summer...! Then we will see what happens. I don't fancy braving another Prague winter though, oh no. If I could I would jet over to Italy and see what Jimmy T is up to. Then maybe hide out on a Greek island - maybe Rhodes, where I can make my name by re-casting and erecting a new Colossus of Rhodes. (The original ancient wonder lasted only 64 years upright before it snapped at the knees and toppled over during a massive earthquake...) My new one would wear re-inforced knee-pads.

By the way Tremewan, get on yer ass and blog, you pansy.

Has anyone seen the Jim Jarmusch film 'Down by Law'? It was the movie of choice at the ÈandB bar the other night. It stars Tom Waits, the man with the voice like sand and glue, and Roberto Benigni. (Roberto does not sing. Well, not much anyway..) Best scene: In the prison cell: 'I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice-cream!'. Classic feel-good cinema.

Well back to un-reality again, I guess.


It's a dog's life being an ill-legal-refu-gee-ghetto-loving-work-under-the-table-when-I-can-get-it-up-skodie-dodgy-dunking-drinking-sifty-swamp-dwelling-fecal-matter-squashing-sick-belching-bunsen-burning-cane-toading-window-washing-car-jacking-street-cleaning-back-breaking-ass-tickling-tit-sucking-son-of-a-sugar-cube.

It's all good, I tells ya. It's all good.