My T-Shirts Smell of Nice Washing Liquid

I have been hired as The Ease's new bass player for their show next month. (No great shakes really, since both Jonny's bass guitar and me are left -handed ). Jonny will be on Irish bazouki and lead vox, with a cool dude from Israel on drums. Things are coming along well, I like bass but am unfortunately shit, but am learning. At the moment I just end up playing Janes Addication and Nirvana bass-riffs tiil the cows come home..Must curb my rock-pig tendencies.
It's apparently going to be filmed by J from L.A as well. It goes without saying that we will all be wearing fetching outfits for the occasion. I will be performing in a rather smart navy blue pin-stripe suit with white tie. (Kind of an early 80's John Deacon look.) Word.
So watch out for Jonny Tennant & The Ease LIVE BABY LIVE! on a computer near you this summer..(Extended DVD footage - backstage, groupies, afterparty coke binging, famous guest comments, etc, available by request.) Pwhoar!